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never [07 Jul 2004|10:46pm]
[ mood | moody as fuck ]

i've had this for nearly a year, too bad the past 3 months i haven't really updated much.

i'm torn here. i have a lot of really good things to write about and a lot of equally crappy things.

my life, shortform:
june 1: graduated high school
june 5: saw my cousin matt graduate high school in tennessee
june 10: saw the pg county kids walk at eleanor roosevelt's graduation
june 11: started my first legit job, thanx to nepitism! (i work for my brother). official title? Engineering Aide I. hellz yea.
june 26 - july 3: myrtle beach. watch the freckles bloom!

on the other side of things, i've started the whole "recurring nightmares about impending giant change in life," more commonly known as "college." i dream a lot. at least the derailing train dreams have stopped long enough to be replaced with ones about geocoding or some other work shit. whatever.

also, and grace would be so proud of me, i'm steadily working towards becoming a weekend lush. mmm mixed drinks, go go liver function!

finally, jeff & i are still together and it's all good. he sent me a picture of his buttocks a few minutes ago, but he doesn't want me to post it. so, to compensate, here's a rough approximation of the photograph:

i guess i'm done for another month.
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technically, i failed precalculus [01 Jun 2004|11:59pm]
but now i'm a high school graduate, bitches!

college? st. mary's college of maryland
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[20 May 2004|07:35pm]

fuck H&M. i wanted to get something nice i could wear on my last full day of school. yesterday i went downtown and picked out a dress. i didn't have any cash on me so i went out to an atm. i forgot my pin #. i locked my fucking ATM card. argh. i went home.

today i went back with my checkbook. i got the dress again. they don't take personal checks.

i wanted to go on a murderous rampage.

6 hours of my time and $7 worth of metro cards and nothing to show for it

and, i just fucking slept through dinner.

and you know, it's not even about the dress.
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[08 May 2004|12:04am]
wow, ap testing really sucked.
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are the motherfuckers ready for the fatherfuckers? [01 May 2004|10:15am]
i saw peaches on thursday night.

oh my.

she put on quite a show, in various stages of undress. i'm fairly confident she wore at least 4 different pairs of hot pants during the one-woman performance. it was even better because i was right next to the stage. let me tell you, while peaches looks ugly in photographs, being within 2 feet of her really puts it into perspective (literally) - she's damn ugly.

but that's not the point, the point is that during "Shake Yer Dix" two really tall women wearing stilleto heels, fake beards, aviator sunglasses, teddy nightgowns, and red strap-on cocks came out to perform with peaches, enthusiastically shaking their "dix" and subsequently, their "tits" in time to the song. you really had to be there.

speaking of there, i had no idea that peaches attracted the audience that she did. it was like a GLBT conference. with 95% certainty, jeff and i were likely the only heterosexual couple there. it was... different.

but so, so cool.

grace, you should've seen her when she spastically rocked out on a casio keyboard. you'd be so jealous.
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ultravisited [28 Apr 2004|08:02pm]
saw squarepusher last night. revision - i saw 20 minutes of squarepusher last night, and 1 hour and 40 minutes of assorted lame opening DJs.

johhny j: darkstep/idm instrumental

cassette boy: all he uses for his music is snippets of the news, songs, audio books, etc. he had several spliced and diced harry potter audio book chapters. "harry potter and the underage blowjob."

dj rubbish: lived up to his name. stupid fucking gimmick who succeeded in wasting 30 minutes of our time. 30 minutes of horrible, horrible freestyle rapping. stupid. fucking. gimmick.

some guy whose name i didn't catch: played 30 minutes of squarepusher-ish IDM.

finally at 11:10 the man himself comes on, tom jenkinson. donned his bass guitar, set up his laptops and soundboards and proceeded to rape our senses. i can't really tell you how good he was, since a) i had to leave 20 minutes in; and b) i was really damn disoriented thanks to the 190284301 strobe lights blinking directly into my face. from what i heard though, i was definitely impressed. he lived up to and beyond my concert expectations of him. as such, i was extremely upset i had to leave so early into his set (school night). thanks a lot whoever booked 6 opening DJs. fuck you!
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responsibility [24 Apr 2004|10:03am]
now that i'm 18, i'm regretting not commiting any felonies while still a minor. :/

oh well, at least i can buy cigarettes, lottery tickets, and porn now. it's not a total loss!
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gjfldkjg [15 Apr 2004|03:30pm]
OH FUCK.Collapse )
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calendar [06 Apr 2004|11:21pm]
[ mood | anticipation, moist with ]

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spring break, day 1 [05 Apr 2004|10:30pm]
i played harvest moon. ALL DAY.

oh god my head hurts so bad

also: last night i dreamt that i was a delegate at an educational conference to present the proof that body modification does not affect academic performance. uh
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4 & 5: st. mary's & university of maryland - college park [02 Apr 2004|10:00pm]
ACCEPTED. 4 out of 5. not bad. i'm happy :]

i visited ursinus today. i was worried about how cold and wet it was, because if it's going to be like that all year i can just scratch it right off the list now. otherwise, it's a pretty campus with some nice new buildings. lots of charismatic teachers who seemed passionate about what they taught and students who seemed to be motivated and friendly.

on the other hand, i didn't like the looks of the freshman dorms. everything was too cramped, and i don't mean in the room, just in the hallways and common room in general. also, one of the departments i was interested in (anthropology & sociology) was very very small and seemed to house some eclectic teachers (one anthro prof had done extensive research on amish life, the other was currently studying contemporary paganism. what.) i was dissapointed.

maybe it had something to do with the weather. (st. petersburg, florida was clear, sunny, with a high temp of 76).
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2 & 3 [29 Mar 2004|05:41pm]
i got letters from davidson and eckerd today. as i entirely 100% anticipated, davidson rejected me. eckerd, on the other hand, welcomed me to join their class of 2008 in sunny "our average yearly temperature is 74 degrees" st.petersburg florida. i am pleasantly pleased.

in health news, my tonsils are being ravaged by some unspecified bacteria/virus. not cool.

and how are you?
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1/3rd of a year, for real this time [28 Mar 2004|12:12am]
i saw eternal sunshine of the spotless mind tonight. it lives up to - and beyond - the hype.

maybe i'm just a sucker for tragic romances.

new desktop...Collapse )
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overly responsible [23 Mar 2004|10:07pm]
i had a dentist appointment today.

or so i thought. i showed up a week early.

uh. yeah.
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on the subject of brooding [17 Mar 2004|08:31pm]
[ mood | whoops ]

lol i'm tearing the family apart lol

edit: oh shi

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you: aww. us: ugh. [15 Mar 2004|12:12am]
[ mood | obligatory ]

weekendCollapse )

not for people who aren't in the mood for blurry couple photos.

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lame [12 Mar 2004|11:16pm]
[ mood | le sigh ]

with the exception of yesterday's college news, this week has been one dissapointment after another. at this rate, i'm a little scared of the weekend.

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1/5: ursinus [11 Mar 2004|04:56pm]
[ mood | lol ]

lol. i got into college. my laziness is now validated!

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you can start from.... WHERE I AM [09 Mar 2004|09:33pm]
[ mood | argh ]

projects suck. i spent 4 hours last night gluing boxes and boxes of sugar cubes together with a hot glue gun. by 11 i was so frustrated with the structure falling apart that i decided i needed to go to bed or i was going to destroy it. i set my alarm for 4. up again, and in a marathon of hot glueing, finished my scale model replica of the pont du gard made entirely out of sugar cubes by 6 am.

i collected my senses. i got dressed and ready to go. i left 10 minutes early to walk to the bus all nice and careful with my project. it made it on the bus. it made it through the trip. it didn't make it off.

as i watched the three tiers of arches collapse into a heap of dried glue and sugar debris, i came close to having an anneurysm. luckily that was quickly supplanted by a feeling of complete and utter indifference (except when i was told by my teacher that i wouldn't receive credit for the project, ouch).

i just... ugh. i don't even know. i feel empty.


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obligations [05 Mar 2004|11:42pm]
[ mood | worn out ]

school for once wasn't so bad. ate lunch with john, and wiled away seventh period math talking to will (happy 16th!) and the other cool people that sit near me.

afterwards i saw jennifer, and after listening to peaches on two 12" subwoofers and driving around aimlessly, we have jointly decided to form and open a chain of pirate-themed fast-food restaurants. it'll be called "peg & leg's pirate booty (not a house of burlesque)" and every employee will be required to wear eyepatches, peg legs, and monocles (...because, c'mon, monocles are awesome). yes. we will be rich.

as a side note, this weather is amazing! i'll be sad when it actually starts feeling like march.

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